$500.00

20yrs ago, a 22yr old, drunk, bored, over-sexed Marine fever dreamed this game into existence while getting an uninspired lapdance from a mother of 3 in a seedy Savannah strip club.  How can it not slap!?! 

If the Idol is at your establishment at closing on the last day of the month then the employees who registered (players) for that location will split the combined prize pot (minus admin fees) equally between its players. 

1. Only Service Industry employees can register to play and only 1 person has to be actively registered for an establishment to be a part of the game.

2. To stop a theft the thief must be physically tagged by an establishment's active player before the idol makes it through the door of the thieves establishment.

3. Only registered players can prevent the theft of the Idol.

4. ANYONE (including civilians or employees of the target establishment) can be used to steal the Idol.  Yes Bribery and Subterfuge is encouraged.

5. You MAY NOT use physical violence to maintain possession of or to steal the idol.

6. Idol can be stolen an infinite number of times during the game. However, if stolen it must be taken directly to the thieves establishment (no stops) and photo uploaded to the website.

7. You may not hide or store the idol anywhere outside of your participating work establishment. The Idol must be clearly visible and easily reachable to all bar patrons at all times. (not in an office, kitchen, bathroom, car, house, behind the bar, or on the fucking roof… Trisha).  A photo of the Idol in its new location must be posted to the site immediately. If the idol “disappears” during the course of the game then we reserve the right to roll the prizes to the next month and permanently DQ offenders with no refund.

8. You cannot bar admission to an establishment to a registered player (if someone is banned from your or other playing establishments they are disqualified.  This is called the Tiffany Martinez protocol.

9. This game is ruled as a benevolent dictatorship but a dictatorship nonetheless.  So don't be a cunt or you’ll be DQ’d or worse, banned with no refund.